things girls do that I love:
- offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
- scratch each others back
- say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
- compliment each other’s eyebrows
- that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly
- throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up
Parents of the year since the 90’s
gay-swimming-with-titans asked: well i feeeeeeeeeeel like a big sucky piece of trash
Weeeeeell you arent
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg
I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!
give me my twizzlers, fuckboy
Ugh. My heart.
You’re one bridge I’d like to burn
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.