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patrick-stumps:

"FOB are back"

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"With new music before the end of the year"

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"And a new music video has been filmed"

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wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather, via gay-swimming-with-titans)

pleatedjeans:

The 60 Funniest Webcomics of 2013

Lots of tumblr comics on here. Check it out!

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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seansoo:

seansoo:

seansoo:

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

enough

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allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

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Amanda Seyfried talking about fainting on the set of Les Miserables.

(Source: amandaseyfriedsource, via luminous-maximus)

stilesstilinskie:

Hello, my name is Hazel Grace Lancaster, and Augustus Waters was the star-crossed love of my life. Our’s in a epic love story and I probably won’t be able to get more than a sentence out with disappearing into a puddle of tears. Like all real love stories our’s will die with us - as it should. You know, I kind of hoped that he’d be the one eulogizing me because there’s really no one else. I’m not going to talk about a love story because I can’t. So instead, I’m gonna talk about math. I am not a mathematician - but I do know this. There are infinite between 0 and 1, there’s .1, and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there’s an even bigger set of numbers between 0 and 2, or 0 and a million. Some infinities are simply bigger than other infinities. 

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every fandom ever

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mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying ti kill Azealia Banks.

Pinterest Makeup Lies!

makeupdramatics:

LISTEN UP! I was just perusing Pinterest, and this picture came up on my “everything” page;
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No. Good lord NO. Don’t soak your brushes, ever. Especially not for 20 minutes. If you let your brushes sit in a cup full of water, the barrel will get loose and your handle/bristles will come apart!…