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Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Add "stupid bitch" and "cocksucker" in there and you have me pegged. And, yes, I know, that's very inappropriate of me.

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

(via that-melancholy-feeling)

im-weird-my-page:

soon babe, soon on We Heart It.

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

(Source: lebaratheon, via ruinedchildhood)

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

(Source: yorshs, via ruinedchildhood)

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

askboxmemes:

  • A compliment or insult
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

(via chessieness)

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

(Source: bryko, via ruinedchildhood)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

(via scottthepilgrim)

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

(via scottthepilgrim)

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

(via handjobmassacre)

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via ruinedchildhood)

sneakymonster: