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20 days later.
If someone got me a new ukulele Id be so happy cause someone robbed my house and stole my ukulele so if you wanted to buy me one, thatd be rad and I’d cry from happiness
1. RSVP is an acronym for the French phrase “répondez s’il vous plaît,” meaning “Please respond.”
2. Eminem is afraid of giraffes.
3. Workers at various iPad factories operate in conditions so horrible, they are forced to sign anti-suicide pledges.
4. Pope Francis used to be a bouncer.
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
Justice has a boys section now? Shouldnt they call it Justice for all?
My history project, I’m so proud of it
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop