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westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

motherfuckingspacecats:

bbcwonderland:

thegreatbigfour:

honestlysam:

watch me get 0 questions

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PLEASE ASK ME STUFF I’D LOVE TO ANSWER EVERYTHING!

20 days later.

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If someone got me a new ukulele Id be so happy cause someone robbed my house and stole my ukulele so if you wanted to buy me one, thatd be rad and I’d cry from happiness

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

1. RSVP is an acronym for the French phrase “répondez s’il vous plaît,” meaning “Please respond.”

2. Eminem is afraid of giraffes.

3. Workers at various iPad factories operate in conditions so horrible, they are forced to sign anti-suicide pledges.

4. Pope Francis used to be a bouncer.

5….

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

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c-riminals:

moaningxx:

advencha:

hadaes:

rawflume:

Imagine spending all day at the beach with your boyfriend, your skin soaked up by the sun and then when it get’s a bit cooler you and him just lay on bed, still warm from the time at the beach and your hair still salty from the sea and you just fall asleep perfectly.

need

want

Except with fucking.

I want this bub

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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nature-nymph:

shasana:

sancophaleague:

Recently I was in the shopping mall  and I happened to hear a conversation between some people discussing their dislike for this black girl’s hairstyle who had just previously walked by. One of them called the girl’s  hairstyle “ghetto”, then followed up by saying  “I hate when black girls put all them colors in their hair”. It led me to ask this question, what is ghetto really?  Because I have seen similar hairstyles with Caucasian women never labeled as ghetto. The word “ghetto” has a negative stigma attached to it and it seems like ghetto has become synonymous for “Black People”.What determines whether something is Ghetto or not? Why do some people consider one ghetto and not the other? Is being crafty with the supplies available to me ghetto?  Is being creative while black unacceptable? Does the price of something determine whether you should consider it ghetto or not? Or maybe I’m wrong…. Please do share your thoughts….@hated_logic

You’re exactly right. Just like when Black people improvise, it’s ghetto, but let a middle-to-upper class white person do it, it’s a lifehack, or being thrifty, or economical, or thinking out of the box, or brilliant, or whatever.

THIS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

Justice has a boys section now? Shouldnt they call it Justice for all?

My history project, I’m so proud of it

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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thetomhiddlestonpage:

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bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

aurorium:

Poems for $.50 in a small bookstore in San Francisco 



is that how you are reacting or just how tom would?

Yes
mild-clouds:

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ciggeret:

euoria:

youthfairy:

when i get my license i would go on road trips like everyday

imagine driving through here while listening to flaws by bastille omfg perf unf

or just listening to bastille in general omfg

got that right ^^^

bastille is life

yes omg

bastille <3